Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly made a move to throw somechunks to a massive reptile. Witnesses claim that Trump even got a little overly familiar with the animal, leading some whispering. The {entireincident was captured on video, and pictures have rapidly gone trending online.
- The reason for this encounter is unknown
- chose Alcatraz
- but some speculate that he wastrying to make a statement
Hot off the Press: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President T.D. has faced off against a pack of super creepy lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
Local reporters claim to have seen the former leader grappling with the creatures, wielding a silver spoon. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from a bewildered Secret Service agent.
Stay tuned for more updates on this utterly bonkers event!
Big T's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! Tweeter-in-Chief is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, bringing his own golf clubs. He's even totally plans to build a wall around Alcatraz during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
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Gator Jail? Definitely, Declares the Donald
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. That mess down in Florida is gettin' out of hand. They got these alligators runnin' free. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em wander around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta get tough of these reptiles. That's why I say we gotta build a croc correction facility - Alcatraz for crocodiles, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' standin' up to danger.
- Make America Great Again !
The Don's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical campaign rally, folks. The President himself is hitting the glades on a wild adventure. That's right, we're talking about more info Trumpfacing off against alligators. Sources say he's packing his that ridiculous red "Make America Great Again" beanie and planning on showing those gators who's boss. Will he make a deal with the biggest gator in the swamp? Only time will tell!
Can You Believe This?! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are not gonna believe this! The Donald himself, previous Prez Trump, has decided to take a wild adventure. He's swapping his golf clubs for some serious courage and is jumping into a cage full of mean alligators! Rumor has it that this whole thing was his idea.
What could possibly be more wild? Only time will tell.